Friday, January 11, 2008

The Cat And The Husband

A man absolutely hated his wife’s cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: “Jen, is the cat there?”

“Yes”, the wife answers, “why do you ask?”

Frustrated, the man answered, “Put the little bastard on the phone, I’m lost and need directions.”


Salah said...

Nice one


سدرة العشـــاق said...


شهالقطو ... لووول يني
أخاف اللي يودي و اييب فيهم عيالها و لا يرانها

انا خابرة عزك الله الجلب اهو اللي يدل اثاري حتى القطاوة

قلبت عنجليزي اليوم ... التنويع حلو

كل عام و انت بخير


bo bader said...

حلوة وايد !

bo9ali7 said...

ما احب اربي حيوانات

على نفسها جنت براقش said...




الزوج لو مخلى القطو و مضحى بالزوجه
جان ما رجعت له

ButterFlier said...

ما أحب القطاوه

بيت القرين said...


dalal said...

ههههه ضحكني جواب الزوج

صج انها أقوى دليل حق اللي امضيع

مشكورة على هالتلطيف من جد مواضيع المدونات ، فالواحد يحتاج ساعات حق بريك للفرفشة

اخيتج دلال

الخيلاء said...

ههههه هذا القطو ولا بلاش ..

غميضه لو قاريه عنه قبل جان خليته يعطي القطو الي كان عندي درس .. المخدي طلع بره و داسته سياره :"(

AnGlOpHiL said...



عاد في نفس هالسالفه تقريبا بس كويتية..الي اخير شي شرب القطو بانزين و قطه بعيـــد..رجع لقاه مع اثنين قطاوه شايلينه !

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